Promo
2 for 1
The Pig Baby (Pizza)
40,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Ham, Bacon, Salami, Pulled Pork, Caramelized Onion & Chili
2 for 1
Six Impossible Things (V) (Pizza)
34,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Roasted Peppers, Aubergine, Courgette, Feta & Chili.
2 for 1
The Mock Turtle (Pizza)
32,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Broccoli, Courgette, & Sweet Corn.
2 for 1
Tea Party Margherita (Pizza)
24,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella & Fresh Basil
2 for 1
The Jabberwocky (V) (Pizza)
34,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Roasted Butternut, Caramelized Onion, Blue Cheese Dressing, Balsamic Red
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Roasted Butternut, Caramelized Onion, Blue Cheese Dressing, Balsamic Reduction & Rocket.
2 for 1
The White Rabbit (V) (Pizza)
35,000
Mozzarella, Garlic, Sun-Died Tomatoes, Olives, Parmesan & Basil Pesto
2 for 1
The Caterpillar (V) (Pizza)
35,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Creamed Spinach, Mushroom, Feta & Rocket.
Starters
Gourmet Samosas
28,000
2x BBQ Chicken, 2x Pulled Pork
Mediterranean Platter
40,000
Four Falafels, Marinated Pepper, Olives, Feta Cheese, Israeli Salad & Hummus Served with Flat Bread.
Four Falafels, Marinated Pepper, Olives, Feta Cheese, Israeli Salad & Hummus Served with Flat Bread.Chicken Momos
24,000
Steamed Dumplings Stuffed with BBQ Chicken Served with a Soy Sauce Dressing.
Peri Peri Chicken Livers
24,000
Chicken Livers Cooked in a Peri Peri Sauce Served with Garlic Toast and Kachumbari.
Gourmet Samosas 1x Veggie, 1x Curried Potato, 1BBQ Chicken, 1x Pulled Pork
26,000
Thai Chicken & Sweetcorn Soup
22,000
Chicken, Sweetcorn, Lemongrass, Chili & Fresh Coriander in a Coconut Milk Broth Served with Garlic T
Chicken, Sweetcorn, Lemongrass, Chili & Fresh Coriander in a Coconut Milk Broth Served with Garlic Toast.Gourmet Samoosas (2x Veggie, 2x Curied Potato V
24,000
Light Snacks
Garlic Chips Bowl V
12,000
Mini Cheese Burger
16,000
Chicken Fingers & BBQ Sauce
22,000
Chicken Gizzard Sticks & Garlic Mayo
22,000
Pork Stick & Sweet Chili
24,000
Fried Mozzarella Sticks & Pomodoro (V)
20,000
Toasted Sandwiches
Vegetarian Club V
26,000
Fried / Scrambled Egg with Lettuce, Rocket, Tomato, Melted Mozzarella & Chutney.
Bacon & Egg
26,000
Bacon & Egg with Lettuce, Tomato & Chutney
Fresh Toast V
20,000
Chicken Mayo
28,000
Grilled Chicken with Mayonnaise Fine Chopped Gherkin & Onion with Tomato and Lettuce.
Pulled Pork
26,000
Pulled Pork with Lettuce, Coleslaw, Gherkin & Rocket
Boiled Egg
24,000
Boiled Egg and Mayo with Lettuce & Cucumber
Ham & Cheese
24,000
Ham & Melted Mozzarella
Grilled Steak
28,000
Fillet Steak with Lettuce, Tomato, Rocket, Caramelized Onion & Mustard
Grilled Chicken
28,000
Grilled Chicken with Lettuce, Tomato, Avocado & Mayo
Cheese & Tomato V
22,000
Melted Mozzarella, Tomato, & Basil Pesto
Baskets
Chicken / Beef Wrap & Chips with Chili Mayo
28,000
Basket of Masala Chips (V)
24,000
Basket of Chips (V)
20,000
Chicken Wings Masala / BBQ / Dry Spicy (12 Wings)
42,000
Fried Chicken (Kikoko) & Chips with Chili Mayo
28,000
Sliders & Chips with Tomato Relish
30,000
Quesadilla - Beef / Chicken / Veggie (V) & Chips
30,000
Battered Fried Fish & Chips with Tartar Sauce.
28,000
Falafel Pita & Chips with Tahini Sauce
28,000
Chicken Wings Masala / BBQ / Dry Spicy (6 Wings)
28,000
Burgers
Beef Burger
24,000
160g Beef Patty with Tomato, Lettuce, Gherkin, Tomato Relish & Mayo.
Spooge Burgers
26,000
2x 60g Beef & Pork Mixed Patties Stuffed with Mozzarella, with Caramelized Onions & Spicy Gherkin Pi
2x 60g Beef & Pork Mixed Patties Stuffed with Mozzarella, with Caramelized Onions & Spicy Gherkin Pink MayoDouble Trouble
36,000
2x 100g Beef & Pork Mixed Patties Stacked with 2 Slices of American Cheese, Caramelized Onion, Bacon
2x 100g Beef & Pork Mixed Patties Stacked with 2 Slices of American Cheese, Caramelized Onion, Bacon, Tomato, Lettuce. Gherkin and Fancy Sauce (Mayo & Tomato Sauce)Chicken Burger
24,000
Crumbled on Grilled Chicken Filet with Lettuce, Tomato, Grilled Onion & Mayo
Fish Burger
26,000
Battered Fried Fish Fillet with Lettuce, Coleslaw and Rocket
Veggie Burger
23,000
160g Crumbed Chickpea, Carrot, Zucchini Patty Topped with Roasted Peppers, Tomato, Lettuce, Grilled
160g Crumbed Chickpea, Carrot, Zucchini Patty Topped with Roasted Peppers, Tomato, Lettuce, Grilled Onion & MayoMasala Steak Gatsby
48,000
Foot Long (30cm) Baguette Stuffed with Grilled Steak, Lettuce, Tomato, Caramelized Onion, Eggs, Chee
Foot Long (30cm) Baguette Stuffed with Grilled Steak, Lettuce, Tomato, Caramelized Onion, Eggs, Cheese, Chips & Spicy Masala Sauce.Salads
Chicken Pesto Salad
33,000
Grilled Chicken Tossed with Iceberg Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber, Olives, Feta & Basil Pesto
Greek Salad (V)
28,000
Diced Tomatoes, Cucumber, Onion, Olives & Feta with Olive Oil Dressing.
Roasted Chicken & Butternut Salad
32,000
Roasted Chicken Tossed with Iceberg Lettuce, Rocket, Tomato, Cucumber, Feta & Roasted Butternut.
Grilled Steak Salad
34,000
Grilled Steak Tossed with Iceberg Lettuce, Rocket, Tomatoes, Potato, Caramelized Onion & Gherkin.
Pasta
Chicken Parmesan
36,000
Crumbed Chicken Topped with Parmesan, Tomato Pomodoro & Mozzarella on Homemade Pappardelle Tossed in
Crumbed Chicken Topped with Parmesan, Tomato Pomodoro & Mozzarella on Homemade Pappardelle Tossed in Basil Pesto.Creamy Ham & Chicken
35,000
Homemade Pappardelle Tossed in a Creamy Parmesan Sauce with Ham & Chicken Served with Garlic Toast.
Pesto Pasta (V)
26,000
Homemade Pappardelle Tossed with Basil Pesto & Sun-dried Tomato Served with Garlic Toast.
Pappardelle Bolognaise
34,000
Homemade Pappardelle Tossed in Beef Bolognaise Sauce, Topped with Parmesan Cheese & Served with Garl
Homemade Pappardelle Tossed in Beef Bolognaise Sauce, Topped with Parmesan Cheese & Served with Garlic Toast.Cheese Ravioli (V)
28,000
Homemade Pasta Stuffed with Three Cheeses, on Tomato Pomodoro, Drizzled with Basil oil & Served with
Homemade Pasta Stuffed with Three Cheeses, on Tomato Pomodoro, Drizzled with Basil oil & Served with Garlic Toast.Classic Lasagne or Spinach Lasagne (V)
42,000
Layer of Pasta with Beef Bolognaise or Creamed Spinach, Pomodoro Sauce & Mozzarella Baked in the Bri
Layer of Pasta with Beef Bolognaise or Creamed Spinach, Pomodoro Sauce & Mozzarella Baked in the Brick Oven, Served with Tomato Basil Salad & Garlic Toast.Homemade Gourmet Pies
Pepper Steak Pie
18,000
Served with Gravy
Creamy Chicken & Bacon Pies
18,000
Served with Gravy
Spinach & Feta Pie (V)
18,000
Served with Gravy
Chicken Mains
BBQ Chicken
36,000
Half Chicken Basted with Sticky BBQ Sauce Served with Chips and Salad.
Ghana Chicken Light Soup
38,000
Ghana Chicken Stew Served with Jollof Rice and Fried Plantain.
Roasted Half Chicken
36,000
Oven Roasted Half Chicken Served with Mashed Potato or Chips, Vegetables & Gravy.
Chicken Cordon Bleu
44,000
Chicken Stuffed with Ham & Cheese, Crumbed & Deep Fried, Served with Mashed Potato & Creamed Spinach
Chicken Stuffed with Ham & Cheese, Crumbed & Deep Fried, Served with Mashed Potato & Creamed Spinach with a Parmesan Cheese Sauce.Chicken Kebabs
35,000
Two Grilled Chicken Kebabs Served inside a Flat Bread with Coleslaw, Salad & Chutney
Half Peri Peri Chicken
39,000
Marinated, Oven Roasted Chicken Baked in a Hot Peri Peri Sauce, Served with Chips, Coleslaw, Cucumbe
Marinated, Oven Roasted Chicken Baked in a Hot Peri Peri Sauce, Served with Chips, Coleslaw, Cucumber Pickle and Sweet Corn.Lemon Pepper Chicken
39,000
Marinated, Oven Roasted Chicken Baked in a Lemon Pepper Sauce, Served with Chips, Coleslaw, Cucumber
Marinated, Oven Roasted Chicken Baked in a Lemon Pepper Sauce, Served with Chips, Coleslaw, Cucumber Pickle and Sweet Corn.Chicken Curry
35,000
A Cape Malay Style Chicken Curry Served with Basmati Rice & Poppadom
Beef Mains
Country Fried Steak
39,000
Fried Crumbed Beef Schnitzel, Covered with Gravy and Served with Mashed Potato & Vegetables.
Hatters Carving Board
54,000
400g Beef Filet Roasted in the Brick Oven Served with Garlic Cheese Pizza Bread, Pickled Cucumber, T
400g Beef Filet Roasted in the Brick Oven Served with Garlic Cheese Pizza Bread, Pickled Cucumber, Tomato Salsa and Fried Plantain on a Wooden Carving Board.Fillet Steak
40,000
300g Fillet Steak Served with Mashed Potato or Chips, Vegetables, Grilled Tomato & Chimichurri Sauce
300g Fillet Steak Served with Mashed Potato or Chips, Vegetables, Grilled Tomato & Chimichurri Sauce.Beef Medallions
38,000
Seared Beef on Pap (Posho) & Corn Cakes with a Pepper Sauce.
Beef Kebabs
35,000
Two Grilled Beef Kebabs Served inside a Flat Bread with Coleslaw, Salad & Chutney.
Fish Mains
Nile Perch Fillet
39,000
Nile Perch Fillet Grilled or Battered Served with Vegetable Rice, Tomato, Cucumber Salad and Sweet C
Nile Perch Fillet Grilled or Battered Served with Vegetable Rice, Tomato, Cucumber Salad and Sweet Chili Sauce.Whole Tilapia
42,000
Deep Fried Whole Tilapia Served with Basmati Rice, Sweet Chili Sauce, Tomato, Cucumber & Carrot Sala
Deep Fried Whole Tilapia Served with Basmati Rice, Sweet Chili Sauce, Tomato, Cucumber & Carrot Salad.Pickled Fish
36,000
Battered Fish Pickled in a Onion / Curry Sauce, Served Hot or Cold with Rice.
Fish Curry
36,000
A Cape Malay Style Fish Curry Served with Basmati Rice & Poppadom.
Pork Mains
Red Monster Ribs
53,000
500g Pork Ribs Smothered in Homemade Sticky BBQ Sauce Served with Chips & Coleslaw.
Pork Chops
40,000
Grilled Pork Chops Basted with BBQ Sauce Served with Mashed Potato, Sauteed Cabbage & Gravy.
Pork Kebabs
35,000
Two Grilled Pork Kebabs Served inside a Flat Bread with Coleslaw, Salad & Chutney.
Pork Kebabs
35,000
Two Grilled Pork Kebabs Served inside a Flat Bread with Coleslaw, Salad & Chutney.
Eisbein
53,000
600g Crispy Pork Knuckle Served with Mashed Potato, Pickled Cabbage and Mustard Sauce, Your Choice o
600g Crispy Pork Knuckle Served with Mashed Potato, Pickled Cabbage and Mustard Sauce, Your Choice of BBQ Basted or Plain Crispy.Combos Mains
Chicken & Pork Combo
55,000
Fried Chicken Pieces (Kikoko) (Half Chicken) 4x Pork Skewers Served with Salad, Chips & Chili Mayo S
Fried Chicken Pieces (Kikoko) (Half Chicken) 4x Pork Skewers Served with Salad, Chips & Chili Mayo Sauce.Pork Combo
68,000
2x Pork Chops, 2x Pork Sticks, 2x Pork Cheese Grillers, 2x Pork Riblets, Grilled Plantain & Kachumba
2x Pork Chops, 2x Pork Sticks, 2x Pork Cheese Grillers, 2x Pork Riblets, Grilled Plantain & Kachumbari.Mixed Grill
48,000
100g Grilled Steak, 1/4 Roasted Chicken & Boerewors, Served with Mashed Potato or Chips, Vegetables
100g Grilled Steak, 1/4 Roasted Chicken & Boerewors, Served with Mashed Potato or Chips, Vegetables & GravyChicken Combo
65,000
Half Chicken (Roasted), 2x Chicken Wings Sticks, 2X Chicken Gizzard Sticks, Peri Peri Chicken Liver,
Half Chicken (Roasted), 2x Chicken Wings Sticks, 2X Chicken Gizzard Sticks, Peri Peri Chicken Liver, Jollof Rice & GravyThe Chopping Board
53,000
600g Pan-Seared Goat Chops Served with Chips, Kachumbari, Grilled Onion, Zuchinni & Chutney.
Platters
Mad Hatters Roasted Platter
260,000
Served 6 (Pre Orders Essential (24 Hours) 2 Meats, Choice of Roast Chicken, Roast Beef or Roast Pork
Served 6 (Pre Orders Essential (24 Hours) 2 Meats, Choice of Roast Chicken, Roast Beef or Roast Pork, 2 Starches Choice of Roast Potato, Mashed Potato, Baby Potatoes or Yorkshire Pudding. 5 Assorted Veggies & Gravy.Ribs Platter
199,000
Serves 4
2Kg Sticky BBQ Pork Ribs Served with 4 Portions of Chips & Coleslaw
Peri Peri Chicken Platter
149,000
Serves 4 2 Whole Peri Peri Chicken Served with 4 Portions of Chips, Cucumber Pickle, Coleslaw & Swe
Serves 4 2 Whole Peri Peri Chicken Served with 4 Portions of Chips, Cucumber Pickle, Coleslaw & Sweet Corn on the Cob.Mad Hatters Snack Platter
210,000
Serve 6 (Pre Orders Essential (24 Hours) 6 Sliders, 6 BBQ Wings, 6 Falafels, 6 Mini Veggie Quesadill
Serve 6 (Pre Orders Essential (24 Hours) 6 Sliders, 6 BBQ Wings, 6 Falafels, 6 Mini Veggie Quesadilla, 6 Fried Fish Sticks. 6 Mini Chicken Wraps, 12 Masala Potato Wedges, Hummus, Gaucomole, Coleslaw, Cherry Tomatoes & Cucumber Slices.Mixed Platter
175,000
Serves 4 1 kg of Sticky BBQ Pork Ribs, 1 Whole Peri Peri Chicken Served with 4 Portions Chips, Cucu
Serves 4 1 kg of Sticky BBQ Pork Ribs, 1 Whole Peri Peri Chicken Served with 4 Portions Chips, Cucumber Pickle, Coleslaw & Sweet Corn om the Cob.Breakfast Platter
155,000
Serves 4 (Pre Order Essential (24 Hour) Bacon, Pork Sausages, Grilled Tomato, Hash Brownseggs, Mushr
Serves 4 (Pre Order Essential (24 Hour) Bacon, Pork Sausages, Grilled Tomato, Hash Brownseggs, Mushrooms, Baked Beans, Toast, Coffee or TeaMad Hatters BBQ Platter x6
190,000
(Pre Order Essential (24 Hours) Grilled Chicken Pieces, Goat Chops, Boerewors, Pork Riblets, Grille
(Pre Order Essential (24 Hours) Grilled Chicken Pieces, Goat Chops, Boerewors, Pork Riblets, Grilled Sweet Corn on Cob, Pap & Sauce, Potato Salad, Bean Salad & BBQ Cheese Bread Served off an Open Flame Grill.Healthy Smoothies
Banana, Oats & Chia Smoothies
17,000
Mango, Pineapple, Avo Smoorthie
17,000
Chocolate & Peanut Butter Smoothies
17,000
Whole Tarts
Milk Tart
32,000
Peppermint Tart
36,000
Salted Caramel & Chocolate Tart
42,000
Apple Crumble
34,000
Pizza
2 for 1
Mad Hatters Chicken Parmesan
38,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Breaded Chicken, Parmesan, Basil Pesto & Rocket
2 for 1
Entirely Bonkers Beef
34,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Cuban Beef, Roasted Pepper, Jalapenos, Sweet Corn & Coriander
2 for 1
Whimsical Regina
34,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzerella, Ham & Mushrooms.
2 for 1
Tweedledum Veggie Calzone (V)
37,000
Folded Pizza Filled with Roasted Butternut, Peppers, Pesto, Mozzarella & Feta Cheese.
2 for 1
Tweedledee Meat Calzone
39,000
Folded Pizza Filled with Ham, Bacon, Grilled Chicken & Mozzarella Cheese
2 for 1
Pork Muchness
34,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Pulled Pork, Cherry Tomatoes, Red Onion & Coriander.
2 for 1
Alice in Wonderland
30,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Grilled Chicken, Bacon, Avocado & Chili Mayo.
2 for 1
The Gryphon
40,000
Pomodoro Sauce, ,Mozzarella, Pork Cheese Grillers, Roasted Chicken, Mushrooms, Fresh Green Pepper.
2 for 1
The Duchess
36,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Chicken Mayo, Gherkin, Roasted Peppers, Basil Pesto & Chili.
2 for 1
The Flamingo
34,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Ham & Pineapple.
2 for 1
We Are All Mad Here
39,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Salami, Olives, Feta & Chili
2 for 1
The Dodo Bird
36,000
2 for 1
The Bandersnatch
42,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Ham, Salami, Boerewors, Bacon, Cuban Beef, Roasted Chicken & BBQ Sauce,
2 for 1
The Cheshire Cat
39,000
Pomodoro Sauce, Mozzarella, Anchovies, Cherry Tomatoes & Fresh Basil
Flatbreads (V) (Pizza)
18,000
Garlic & Mozzarella, Chili & Mozzarella, Cheddar & Mozzarella, Caramelized Onion & Mozzarella.
Pizza Sub
2 for 1
Philly Cheese Steak Sub (Pizza)
28,000
Baguettte Stuffed with Beef Steak, Caramelized Onion, Pomodoro, Melted Mozzarella & Rocket.
2 for 1
Meatball Sub (Pizza)
28,000
Baguette Stuffed with Mixed Beef & Pork Meatballs, Pomodoro, Melted Mozzarella & Fresh Basil
2 for 1
Masala Chips Sub
26,000
Baguette Stuffed with Masala Chips, Pomodoro Melted Mozzarella & Fresh Coriander.
2 for 1
Sweet Chili Chicken Sub (Pizza)
28,000
Baguette Stuffed with Chicken Fillet, Sweet Chili Sauce, Roasted Peppers, Pomodoro & Melted Mozzarel
Baguette Stuffed with Chicken Fillet, Sweet Chili Sauce, Roasted Peppers, Pomodoro & Melted Mozzarella.Extras
Chips
9,000
Corn on Cob
4,000
Garlic Toast
4,000
Plain Rice
8,000
Veggie Rice
10,000
Coleslaw
4,000
Pickled Cucumber
5,000
Flour Wrap
4,000
Plantain
8,000
Vegetables
9,000
Mashed Potato
9,000
Posho
9,000
Masala Chips
12,000
Pickled Cabbage
5,000
Salad
8,000
Sauces
Chimichurri
4,000
BBQ Sauce
4,000
Mustard Sauce
4,000
Sweet Chili Sauce
4,000
Mayonnaise
4,000
Cheese Sauce
4,000
Chili Mayo
4,000
Pepper Sauce
4,000
Pomodoro Sauce 200g
11,000
Extra Pizza Topping
Avocado
3,000
Cherry
3,000
Balsamic Reduction
4,000
Olives
5,000
Boerewors
6,000
Ham
7,000
Anchovies
8,000
Parmesan
8,000
Basil
3,000
Roasted Butternut
3,000
Chutney
4,000
Jalapeno
4,000
Roasted Peppers
4,000
Feta
5,000
Creamed Spinach
5,000
Pulled Pork
6,000
Mozzarella
7,000
Bacon
9,000
Caramelized Onion
3,000
Garlic
3,000
Tomatoes
3,000
Chili Mayo
4,000
Roasted Aubergine
4,000
Grilled Chicken
6,000
Mushrooms
6,000
Sun-Dried Tomatoes
6,000
Blue Cheese Dressing
8,000
Basil Pesto
8,000
Salami
9,000
Coriander
30,000
Red Onions
3,000
Sweet Corn
3,000
Roasted Courgette
3,000
Pineapple
4,000
Rocket
4,000
Crumbed Chicken
6,000
Cuban Beef
6,000
